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Is it that whole thing where lesbianism equals witchcraft? I find all the results equal parts fun and fascinating. For those of you who want a little guidance in your queer bedrooms, you might find your horoscope can be of aid. Click on your sun sign and check out who you should be hitting on and who you should be avoiding like the bubonic plague.
You want to be teased, led on, and challenged right into the bedroom. Good, so does the other Aries. Chasing, teasing, pleasing, and all sorts of intense sexual stuff is about to go down.
Both love a challenge, and are more than willing to provide. This is a fantastic bet for a hook-up but maybe not so much for the longterm. Challenges could go too far and drive one of them away, or their selfish sides might take away from the relationship itself. They both party hard, dig the same values in their partners, and are super great wingmen.
Aries completely respects Taurus; mutual respect is essential to their bond. Aries is everything Gemini finds attractive in a partner.
The sex is mind-blowingly good. The chemistry flows with witty banter, and you better believe their brains have been doing the dirty before they even got undressed.
This is sexy librarian shit right here.
While the sexual compatibility is off the charts, longterm relationships might not be in the cards for these kids. At the end of the day, these two might actually be too good for each other. The sex is equal parts emotion and animal lust.
Cancer opens up the less-emotional Aries, and Aries throws all their passion into loving Cancer, which is enough to make any sensitive Cancer swoon. The sex is fantastic and keeps Aries coming back for more, while the deep love and compassion makes Cancer pretty hopelessly in love with Aries. Expect commitment ceremonies and sperm donors in the near future.
Aries loves to make the first move and Leo loves to feel attractive. When you put two fire signs together, it usually means explosive sex olympics. Better to just be lesbros with benefits.
Borderline abusive behavior could easily become part of this dynamic. Virgos are already prone to worrying and fussing, and trust them to pour all of their energy into loving and caring for Aries, regardless of Aries reciprocating.
And Aries might not reciprocate, given the fact that Aries is going to think of Aries first and foremost. Aries also do best with partners they respect, and their differences will make it difficult for them to respect Virgo, which is a recipe for disaster.
Proceed with caution, clamdivers. Aries and Libra are that couple. Once they start fully expressing their personalities, it might be time to divide up the fiestaware and vegan cookbooks.